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I'm looking to get a new phone, here's the criteria (those with an asterisk * next to them are must-haves):

-Music capable*
-3G where available*
-Lightweight and Sleek Interface
-User-friendly (easy to use)*
-Able to download and successfully run free third-party apps (from mobilerated, mobiles24, etc.)*
-Has an app store with free or low-cost ($0.99-$2.00) apps
-Fast browser or able to download a different browser (such as OperaMini)*
-Supports IM, Text, Picture Mail, SMS, MMS, E-mail*
-Allows downloading of third-party ringtones (Ventones, Fun4Mobile, Phonezoo, etc.)*
-Allows browsing and viewing videos on YouTube
-Has a QWERTY keypad (e.g. slide-out keyboard but NO VIRTUAL KEYBOARDS)*
-Minimum dropped calls and good connection*
-Acceptable battery life*
-Has a place for a cell phone charm :P

Also, if you can, give me the pros and cons and your personal review of the phone you recommend if you own one.

Thanks.